livingmyths: (Oh really?)
livingmyths ([personal profile] livingmyths) wrote2009-02-17 06:00 pm

064: Bemused

What is going on today?

This has to be one of the oddest curses ever.

Why are people saying all of these weird things?
elevatorwarrior: (Default)

I had to.

[personal profile] elevatorwarrior 2009-02-17 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away. I
elevatorwarrior: ((Reno) Booze!)

[personal profile] elevatorwarrior 2009-02-17 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!

[identity profile] livingmyths.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You... can come home with me if you'd like.

American Express?

I'M SORRY RAIN!!!

[identity profile] morethanasuit.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Oh That's so BAD!!

[identity profile] livingmyths.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles*

Tony, I'm not an angel!

[identity profile] morethanasuit.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

[identity profile] morethanasuit.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?

[identity profile] livingmyths.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
That's kind of -

Um... I suppose. I'll have to ask Mat if he minds.

[identity profile] morethanasuit.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

[identity profile] livingmyths.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Tony!

Is that what - oh my! Is this the sort of thing everyone has been meaning all day?

Oh no! I'm blushing like crazy!

[identity profile] morethanasuit.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
How about you be my story and I'll be your climax!

[identity profile] livingmyths.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Tony!

You're going to be really sorry tomorrow.

[identity profile] morethanasuit.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

[identity profile] livingmyths.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
This... isn't funny anymore.

[identity profile] morethanasuit.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
If beauty were water you would be an ocean.

[identity profile] livingmyths.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Part of me really wishes you meant some of this.

[identity profile] horrible-phd.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.

[identity profile] horrible-phd.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Wanna couple our equations tonight?

[identity profile] livingmyths.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
If you're saying what I think you're saying you're not saying it very well.

[identity profile] horrible-phd.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
I think that's Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe. just as well If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough? today.

[identity profile] livingmyths.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my!